FBR 60: Wearing out the words . . .
A week or so ago at a breakfast of writers, I found myself saying something that, on the face of it, sounded fairly harsh: “I never read a book suggested to me.” A startled (and maybe hurt) look from one my tablemates: “Really?” And I had to say: “Yes.” Now, setting aside the fact that “never” is probably too strong a word, we could go into this and such other personal oddities as, for instance, never quite finding time to open up any of the library books I’ve checked out before they are due or barely touching a book lent to me by another or, egad, the fine footwork involved in denying someone’s request for one of the books in my library. It’s not snobbery, I don’t think, so much as feeling that one’s reading life is a river and one is piloting a boat on it and night is falling and there’s a suspicious pool round your feet and one ought not make any unscheduled stops or take on extraneous ballast. Or something equally visual.
So it was a treat to catch this bit from Terry Pratchett’s Men at Arms that pretty well sums up how I feel about the possession of books. I’ll let him have the last word.
The Librarian considered matters for a while. So . . . a dwarf and a troll. He preferred both species to humans. For one thing, neither of them were great readers. The Librarian was, of course, very much in favor of reading in general, but readers in particular got on his nerves. There was something, well, sacrilegious about the way they kept taking books off the shelves and wearing out the words by reading them. He liked people who loved and respected books, and the best way to do that, in the Librarian’s opinion, was to leave them on the shelves where Nature intended them to be.